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Post by bjørn on Jun 16, 2011 17:30:18 GMT -5
You couldn't remind anyone of a brother; I've seen pictures.
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weirdmac
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Post by weirdmac on Jun 16, 2011 17:37:37 GMT -5
Hey, bjoo - been missin' you.
(but my aim is improving rapidly)
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Post by dragonwriter on Jun 16, 2011 17:56:45 GMT -5
*blows Bjorn a kiss* A KISS, people! A KISS!! Gitcher minds outta the gutter.
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Post by kaffymoo on Jun 17, 2011 16:25:44 GMT -5
*blows Bjorn a kiss* A KISS, people! A KISS!! Gitcher minds outta the gutter. Why would I do that when it finally found a home amongst its people there?
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Post by insomniac on Jun 17, 2011 22:17:56 GMT -5
*blows Bjorn a kiss* A KISS, people! A KISS!! Gitcher minds outta the gutter. Why should I? It's attached to the rest of me!
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Post by kaffymoo on Jun 18, 2011 1:04:49 GMT -5
Hey there, Insom! I love how you've decorated your gutter!
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Post by judi on Jun 20, 2011 11:05:57 GMT -5
tell us about the last time!
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Post by judi on Jun 20, 2011 11:09:15 GMT -5
(that was in reply to the last past ON this thread, when i read it...)
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Post by bjørn on Jun 21, 2011 9:06:33 GMT -5
So where are you, Mac?
I remember there wa ssome talk a while ago of your parents moving southwest (Arizona?) and that you might go along.
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weirdmac
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Post by weirdmac on Jun 22, 2011 3:14:44 GMT -5
No, I'm still in Fart Dog. I would've committed hari kari the moment I had to live within 1000 miles of my sister.
I found her facebook page the other day, hadn't seen her picture in years. She looks like a psychopathic cannibal with expensive dental work. Didn't friend her. I've already heard from my brother that she's an obsessive status-updater. I don't need to know where and what she's eating for every meal.
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Post by bjørn on Jun 22, 2011 8:55:54 GMT -5
I've always loved your flare for descriptive imagery.
Glad to hear you're still in the neighborhood.
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Post by judi on Jun 22, 2011 9:32:39 GMT -5
please, send me your sister's name; i wanna see the psychopathic cannibal!
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Post by insomniac on Jun 22, 2011 10:16:54 GMT -5
I don't need to know where and what she's eating for every meal.
or whom she's eating, being a cannibal ?
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Post by weirdmac on Jun 22, 2011 19:56:22 GMT -5
Let's put it this way: she's in the picture with her new husband and the smallest of her five children. They look relatively normal, if slightly uncomfortable, and she is sitting bolt upright smiling this deaths-head grin with 82 gleaming white, perfectly straight teeth she never had before, with these crazed eyes, and I swear it looks like she's about to eat the baby. There is no sign of the other four kids...
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Post by bjørn on Jun 23, 2011 7:12:57 GMT -5
snork!
Are you sure you don't read too much Stephen King?
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